SGT. OCTOPUS
A former Marine Corps drill sergeant and former World's Heavyweight Champion.
CHESTERFIELD SUPPLEKNUCKLE
We've heard his fist tastes terrible. We don't want to find out!
THE THRILLIONAIRE!
A former World's Champion and protege' of one of the all-time greats of professional fantasy wrestling. He doesn't deal in dollars and cents - his currency is spills, chills and thrills!
TOKYO TORRES
Half Mexican, Half Japanese, ALL AWESOME.
"HOT DICE" EDDIE PRICE
Don't bet against him.
"KINGBEE" WILLY MALONE
Trained by The Hive, this young lion has got quite a sting!
ORVILLE KNORVILLE
He's a thrillseeker and a risk taker. A daredevil of the ring!
J.C. SUPERSTAR
The stepson of a carpenter and current World's Heavyweight Champion, he's been called the savior of professional fantasy wrestling!
DR. MATSUMOTO
This former World's Champion makes Mr. Myagi look like a wrinkled old sack of shit.
DUKE ALEXANDER STALLION
If El Debarge and Shawn Michaels had a baby.
LEE HARVEY AWESOME
This man is no patsy!
"MISTER SISTER" TODD MICHAEL
He may not be the apple of his uncle E.S. Todd's eye, but the offspring of "Saucebox" Michael P and Lisa Marie Stonewall has more wrestling maneuvers than the rainbow has colors and he's not afraid to get down and dirty on the mat!
LOBO UNO
This lone wolf walks a lonely road all by himself.
CHICO MALAISE'
Pretty fucking badass. That's about it.
THE CHADILLAC!
Trained by the legendary Polish Prince, this handsome young stallion is like a really fancy car. A really fancy car that kicks all sorts of ass.
MAXIMUS VON ZEUS
The last son of Olympus and sworn enemy of J.C. Superstar.
THE PHANTOM DANDY
This mysterious and charismatic enigma of a ladies man was the Hungarian Heritage Grand Prix winner last year... will he finally achieve his goal of the World's Championship this season?
DANNY DIVINE
Descended from a line of kings, this grappler seeks to reign in the squared circle.
STABLES
- taking all the work out of the draft
DOG SOLDIERS
Michael Three-Cheeses has assembled a team of Manitou McIntosh and Diesel Injun to reclaim what the white man stole from their people. In the squared circle.
THE CLEANERS
Harlan Murphy, Lassiter Arcade and Grip Hansen. When somebody says they're gonna take you to the cleaners... they call these assholes.
GRAPPLECATS!
From Japan, Tiger Nightmare. From Mexico, Cobra Jaguar. And from the fabled halls of Eternia comes Battle Cat. Their mission - to shit outside the litterbox of FUCR!
DEADLY FRIENDS
Former World's Heavyweight Champion The Persuader has only two friends. Hannibal Murdoch and Franklin Lloyd Right, the Architect of Pain. All others are enemies.
THE ROTTEN-ROLL EXPRESS
Barnaby Studwhistle, Coco Rotten and Benjamin Turner Overdrive are bringing it home!
