* MONDAY MORNING MAYHEM* JUNE 18, 2012 * RESULTS! *

For 3 long months now, we've been traveling on that long and lonesome trail they call Fantasy Unlimited Championship Rasslin and today, we reach the final way station before plunging into the dark chasm of chaos known as SLAMARAMA ... and the off season, when battered bodies are healed, bones are mended and brains are hard at work, honing the mental brushes that together paint the grand vista of FUCR on the canvas of our souls.

Its been one of the closest seasons in history, with The Millionaire, Cesar Romero and mid-season replacement manager Profesor Infierno going head to head in the ring and neck and neck in the points.  All three managers have crafted newcomers into ring generals almost overnight.  Opulence Unlimited International have, having won both the Hungarian Heritage Grand Prix and the Wheezleton Memoriale this season, have managed to become the dark horse candidates.  And despite entering the season at a definite disadvantage, former fantasy wrestling superstar Mick "Truck" Drivor has pulled a managerial rabbit out of a hat with some solid victories that nearly put him in contention for Manager of the Year.

But that title will be awarded next week, not tonight. 

1)  The show opened with a definite crowd pleaser from Tokyo Torres (Infierno) and Conrad Wolfsbane (Romero) - everyone was on their feet during this free-for-fiew quality match.



3pts = Tokyo Torres via pinfall @8:52

2)  Next was Dr. Matsumoto and Lassiter Arcade (Drivor) teaming with the unlikiest of allies, The Thrillionaire (Millionaire) in a 3-on-1 handicap match against this season's Hungarian Heritage Grand Prix Champion,The Phantom Dandy. 

The Dandy has been through a lot this season.  When cashing in his victory, the only stipulation he requested was that the match be fought under "Mr. Ass Pants and Music" rules.  And when The Thrillionaire defeated him, The Dandy proudly wore those assless shorts and that mesh t-shirt for the middle portion of the season.  Today, he valiantly accepted the challenge put upon him.

Matsumoto and The Thrillionaire are no strangers to each other, having traded the World's Heavyweight Championship and marking themselves as future legends earlier this season.  They seemed to attack each other almost as much as they did their opponent. 



3pts = Lassiter Arcade
3pts = The Thrillionaire
3pts = Dr. Matsumoto

3)  When Pierre St. Cloud (OUI) outlasted 9 other men to take home the Wheezleton Memoriale this season, he never expected that he'd never get to cash in his guaranteed shot at the World's Championship... but then, he never counted on the cunning tactics employed by Cesar Romero and his golden ticket, Sgt. Octopus.  The former Marine Corps drill sergeant defeated St. Cloud, claiming the title shot as his victory - and utilizing it later that night, after then-champion Dr. Matsumoto narrowly defeated former champion The Thrillionaire in a grueling 15-minute ladder match.

Sgt. Octopus won the title that night, but Cheryl Halstedder had won the heart of Cesar Romero.  His advances were scorned and the two engaged in shaving combat.  Last week, Romero, wishing to settle the score once and for all, offered any member of OUI a shot at the World's Championship.  A shady doctor was involved, allowances were made, exposed and later retracted... and at the end of the day, the mystery would never be solved because OUI failed to show up at the arena for two weeks in a row!

As a result, the match was made a non-title TLC match, the result of which you can plainly see in the clip below.



3pts = Pierre St. Cloud @6:44  -  Sgt. Octopus retains the title

4)  In the main event, JC Superstar (Millionaire) and Maximus Von Zeus (Infierno) did battle for the second time.  Their last meeting saw Superstar go home in defeat and tonight there is only one way to win: when your opponent cannot answer the 10-count.

It was an amazing battle pitting two second-generation gods against each other in the ultimate arena of unarmed combat, the squared circle of the wrestling ring.  Unfortunately, the electricity put forth by these two men was such that our cameras were rendered inoperable and we only captured the final seconds of this epic.  But in this match, as in all the others, the final seconds are really all that count.

And today those final seconds count for even more, as these two men battle for a spot in the main event of SLAMARAMA, where they will challenge for the World's Heavyweight Championship, the ultimate goal of any professional wrestler.  Both men have been at the top of their game all season and both have earned the right to challenge for the greatest title on the greatest stage of them all.  But only one can make it...



3pts = JC Superstar via KO @5:40 after dominating the majority of the match.

*  And with that, our main event is set at this year's SLAMARAMA.  It will be the reigning Undisputed World's Heavyweight Champion Sgt. Octopus defending against the man who has garnered the most points during the regular season and, JC Superstar.

* The Millionaire and Profesor Infierno enter the event tied with 55 points each.
* Cesar Romero is in the #2 position with 52 points
* OUI has a respectable 50 points
* Mick "Truck" Drivor trails with 41

* Here's how the Free-For-View is going to work: EVERYONE WRESTLES.  There are no injuries that cannot be worked through in order to take part in the biggest event of the year.  Everything is on the line and everyone must compete.

* We have but two demands:

1) There must be at least one tag match on the card.  We don't care if it's contested under Texas Tornado rules or what the stipulation is... hell, we don't even care if it's a 3-on-3 Elimination Match.  But someone has got to give us a goddamn tag match and it must feature wrestlers from four different stables!  

We're looking for volunteers but if nobody offers, we'll just book it ourselves.  But as an incentive: if you offer one of your wrestlers for this match, it will not count as your challenge for Slamarama!

2) There must be a Four-Way Elimination Match, also featuring wrestlers from four different stables.  One point will be doled out per pinfall your man scores and 3 points will be given to the winner.  Inserting your wrestler into this match does not count as a challenge.

* Outside of that... it's your game.  2-out-of-3-falls?  Inferno match?  Last Man Standing?  Hardcore?  Falls Count Anywhere?  Ladder Match?  Hair vs. Hair?  Mask vs. Hair?  The stipulations are yours to decide.

* Standard points apply (other than that 4-Way we just mentioned)