* DEADLY GENESIS * 2/1/13 * RESULTS

Welcome to the inaugural free-for-view of the 2013 season!  Only two matches are in store tonight and no points are on the line (except for the one Championship Point awarded if a new World's Champion is crowned)...

Why waste time?  Let's get right to the action.  Our first match was a 6-man battle royal with Lobo Uno (Mick "Truck" Drivor) vs. Diesel Injun (Poppin Corn) vs. Cobra Jaguar (Simon Pimpleton) vs. "Kingbee" Willy LaLonde (Millionaire) vs. Lee Harvey Awesome (Jesus Christ) vs. Franklin Lloyd Right, Architect of Pain (Limbaugh) ... and we're of the mind that it's better to SHOW than tell.

We've broken the match into two parts.  Those of you who enjoy awesome action will want to watch both.  Those who just want to see how it ends should watch part two.

Part One



Part Two



* And now it's time for the main event!  A Beyond Thunderdome: War Games Elimination Chamber featuring six of the top stars from each stable.  Entering randomly at one minute intervals, these men will battle for the richest prize in the sport: the Undisputed World's Heavyweight Championship!

* Two former World's Champions, in the form of Dr. Matsumoto (Jesus Christ) and The Persuader (Rush Limbaugh) , kicked off the action.  At the one-minute mark, Michael Three-Cheeses (Poppin' Corn) entered the fray and went straight for Persuader.  At two minutes, another former World's Champion, Sgt. Octopus (Mick "Truck" Drivor), took the fight to Dr. Matsumoto before a free-for-all broke out and all four men traded opponents as often as they traded blows.

Until Tiger Nightmare (Simon Pimpleton) entered the ring and teamed with Michael Three-Cheeses in a futile attempt to eliminate the Persuader.  At 4:00,the final combatant - reigning World's Heavyweight Champion J.C Superstar (Millionaire) entered the ring and the War Games began!

* At 8:34, Tiger Nightmare pinned Michael Three-Cheeses
* At 9:17, Tiger Nightmare pinned The Persuader
* At the 9:38 mark, J.C. Superstar pinned Sgt. Octopus, just as he did last season when he won the World's Heavyweight Championship!
* J.C. Superstar pinned Dr. Matsumoto @ 10:16... and then there were two.




Congratulations to Tiger Nightmare, the NEW Undisputed World's Heavyweight Champion via pinfall @ 11:28.

* And that ends Deadly Genesis II - and begins the new season of Fantasy Unlimited Championship Rasslin!  Now it's time to get your challenges in for next week! *